Saturday, 15 March 2008

Tony Cullingham is trying to kill me.

I went to another interview for "The Watford Course" and once again i was not able to eat anything for the entire five hours that it lasted. Last time we had a lunch break but there was nowhere to get any food. This time i brought my own food but there wasn't any time to eat it. If i have to go back again i will just allow myself to slip into a diabetic coma midway through my presentation, i think you get extra points for "bravado". Although i can imagine waking up in hospital with Tony ringing up to say that he had seen someone else do that before, very unoriginal. Even if you don't want to get into advertising you should go to one of these interviews, you get a talk on creativity, guidance counselling and a painfully accurate character assassination. By the end of the day you start to wonder if you have in fact been recruited by some sort of creative religious cult. Maybe you have. I have attached two stickers that i took along to bribe the interview panel, now i just have spend the next few weeks harassing the post man for a letter so i know if i got in or not.

3 comments:

Jennifer said...

I need these two stickers to complete my bikes outfit. I would be the laughing stock of all without them and with them so give them !!! please x

Dan GJ said...

Very funny. Good luck with getting the letter mate - sadly we've all been through it. One guy was so traumatised in my interview that he began taking all his clothes off in an attempt to raise a laugh. Tony let him get down to his pants and then told him to stop.

He didn't get in.

Sam Bishop said...

Cheers Dan, i got the letter in the end, not much longer to go until i finish the course now!